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samantha. new york. 16. nerd fighter. whovian. potter head

• Fan: Does Patrick have a nickname? If so what is it?
• Pete Wentz: rickster. von stump. sophmore strump. winchester snomp, lunchbox. cookie jar. healthbar. rick ta life. patty boy. dont ever call him these. they are mine.

put-the-d-in-dirt:

there are two ways you can say “fob” in your head

1. fawb

2. as heard at the end of thriller… “YO EFF OH BEE”

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

fredericcowan:

[breaks into your house] [creeps into your bedroom] [gets into bed with you] [whispers in your ear] did you hear arctic monkeys are back

4gifs:

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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time 

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

mrs-don-draper:

engineerswife:

raxacoricofallapatoriusobviously:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

I think that that is a good point that should be addressed.

“He said, in speaking of the word “that”, that that “that” that that student had referred to was not that “that” that that other student had referred to.” -Robert Day

Upon thinking of this sentence I thought that I had had a mental breakdown.

killthefez:

winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”

#I also look at the other cars to determine appropriate wiper speed

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

koae:

behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:

This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

yay nationalism

erossum:

awkwardlilgirl:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

are-you-my-tennant:

neilpatrickheaven:

i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go

 #favorite disney prince because he doesnt understand hes a disney prince